“I want to live forever.” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”
“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!”
“You crafty bastard.” said the fairy.
“I was a part of the cool group and now I think Donald wants to, like, kick me out!”
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Hi, my name’s Eli, and I ‘m an alcoholic ‘ but NOT a liar.
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