Masturbating Bear: The Return

Conan's back in NY this week, and he brought a familiar friend with him. Actually that's not true. Masturbating Bear never left NY, as he had, in fact, settled down in Westchester and is a reformed bear. Yup…Pants, suit, a severe lack of masturbating.

Yes, yes, Masturbating Bear. There is no need for pants. Do what you do best.