Herman Cain discusses “lady shimmer” and Hispanic people's dislike of sugar. Warns against “potato moths”
Road 2 Oddball – Irvine, CA submission from Doug Culp
One day Brendan Fraser’s Clap will win the lifetime achievement award. But until that day comes, we’ll have to live with these highlights.
Seriously, everyone hurt their brains and took a year off their lives.
February 14th can be awfully cold when the only thing you ‘re spooning is a gallon of triple-chocolate-chunk ice cream. This Valentine ‘s Day, warm your heart with the healing power of sweet destruction. Introducing Shred Your Ex ‘ scientifically engineered to help you get over your ex while turning the sorrow of your romantic past into healing warmth for real life baby animals. That ‘s right. All shreds are donated to a local animal shelter, Paws4ever, and used as litter for recently spayed and neutered kittens recovering from surgery. So, don ‘t just delete painful digital memories. Destroy them. And rest easy knowing you ‘re helping adorable kittens poop in the process.
Blind Eddie invites you to show off your wild side at the Crom Comedy Festival on May 23-25 in Omaha, Nebraska. It’s gonna be totally gnar!
This Roofing Company Is NOT Raising the Roof
