The “FOLLOW THAT CAB” Scenario in Real Life

* OUR HERO SLAMS THE DOOR*

– I NEED YOU TO FOLLOW THAT CAB!

– Okay.

– WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT!

– You got it! … So, are you like on your way to a wedding, or something?

– No.

– Who is your friend we're following?

– Not a friend. Just…step on it!

– Oh, I see, it is a relative?

– No!

– Are we going to a quinceanera … a bris … what is this?

– Nothing like that! I just need you to drive!

– Certainly, sir. Midtown is very busy this time of day, I going to take you on a little shortcut I know. 75 dollars up front or we can figure it out at the end.

– Don't detour – we can't lose that car!

– If I may. Why did you not just get into the same taxicab as your friend?

– HE'S NOT A FRIEND!

– Please. Where are we going, sir? What is our “Point B”?

– I can't tell you!

– I really hope you aren't some sort of renegade cop on a mission to prove yourself or something like that, following this other taxi cab based on a sudden hunch you had. Because if you're planning on doing something illegal that would technically make me an accomplice, and that is not cool.

– Uh…

– That IS what you're doing, isn't it?

– Um…yes. Sorry…

– GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY CAB, BRUCE WILLIS!

– I'm Jason Statham.

– You all look alike to me.