By: As Usual
During the most recent GOP debate, governor and renowned blowhard Rick Perry compared himself to Broncos Messiah Tim Tebow. Let ‘s see how they stack up.
The Occupy Wall Street movement finally hits Main Street.
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Written and performed by the same guy who sang the themes to “Full House,” “Family Matters,” “Step by Step,” and “Perfect Strangers.”
Celebrate Spring Break 2015 with @LaughIU’s best moments so far this season! Warning! Things get a little sexy at the end. Written by: So Many Edited by: Chris Diehn Created by: Maggie Scudder
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LYRICS BELOW! Lyrics Written and Performed by Nadia Benavides (https://twitter.com/NadiaBenavides4) Track Produced by Jee Juh Beat by Jee Juh Original Music by Jee Juh Extra Vocals by The Homie Allo Video Directed by Jonathan Harmon (https://twitter.com/HarmonWasHere) Starring Nadia Benavides & Kat Purgal Edited by Kat Purgal (https://twitter.com/kpurg) VERSE I get up in the morning and try to get dressed. But always feel like such a big ass mess. I look and look around for some fashion inspo, But with all these fashion blogs I ‘m like man I don ‘t think so. VERSE But not today man, look what I found! A pic of Kanye ‘s baby North West so profound! It ‘s on today ‘s news and it ‘s major headlines. Thank God for these journalists making their deadlines. CHORUS She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. You can be like 1-year-old baby North West. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. If she was my sister then I ‘d really be blessed. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. VERSE So Nori ‘s gangsta, a true street thug. I ‘m sure it doesn ‘t hurt her mom ‘s got big jugs. Hashtag daddy ‘s muse, and daddy ‘s cutie. Almost as famous as Kim K ‘s booty. VERSE Fashionista, that ‘s what they say. Alexander Wang ‘s got this world goin so cray. The vest is dope if you need to dodge some bullets. Especially from those nasty guys sportin ‘ them mullets. CHORUS She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. You can be like 1-year-old baby North West. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. Always gotta be protectin ‘ yo big breasts. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. Bridge She ‘s toddler trendsetter, made the bulletproof vest cool. Never mind the fact you may look like a big ass fool! Who cares about the cops with this vest you ‘ll be better. In the winter you will have no need for a sweater. CHORUS She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. You can be like 1-year-old baby North West. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. Yes I ‘ll wear some crazy ish just like North West She ‘s hardcore in her bulletproof vest. Outro Shout out to Baby Yeezus Keep it tight girl! Thug life, WORD!