By: fatawesome
Bane Sighting-Dark Knight Rises Parody
Gotham City News catches up with the infamous Bane.
By: fatawesome
Gotham City News catches up with the infamous Bane.
Politics, it’s been said, is simply Hollywood for unattractive people. And as bad as Democrats look, Republicans, with their Herb Tarlek hair and suits, have always looked worse. Like way worse. But this year’s Republican primary has broken those rules. What the candidates may lack in political competency and credibility they almost make up for in aesthetics. Now, because there’s nothing more dubious than listening to an ostensibly straight male talk about the looks of other ostensibly straight males I’ve enlisted the analytic talents of an older female cousin, a gay brother, and a Republican ex-girlfriend to figure out who is best looking and consequently all but guaranteed to lose to the much better looking Barack Obama in 2012.
This week North Korea warned that releasing The Interview, the upcoming film where Seth Rogen and James Franco attempt to assassinate Kim Jong Un, will be considered an act of war and put the U.S. in danger of retaliation. However, in an act of diplomacy, Kim Jong Un has taken it upon himself to offer an alternative ending to the film. If, and only if, Sony Pictures agrees to the following rewrites, no punitive action will be taken upon the U.S.
A scene from the upcoming season of NBC’s “Yo Teach!” starring Mark Taylor Jackson. In this episode, Mr. Bradford schools the kids on the greatest rapper of all time.
Leaked text messages between Papa John and Peyton Manning prove the pizza king has a “spooky” sense of humor.
Finally a show for us beardos.
Jimmy Fallon has unearthed more audio of Ice T’s R-rated voiceover work on Spongebob, Ducktales, and more.