By: As Usual
These tweets update Christmas songs for 2015, which means it’s safe to read ’em on your phone!
Jebediah Jacobs goes skydiving in Taft, California, to celebrate his final days of Rumspringa. Does his straw hat make it all the way to the ground? You’ll have to watch and see. Follow Jason Sereno @ http://www.twitter.com/jasonsereno
Watch out! Don Cheadle is back as Captain Planet and he’s still turning everyone into trees.
When Oscar Schindler is given one month to marry, he’s set to turn the world of dating upside-down.
Round and shiny; flat and rubbery; tactile, grooved and sumptuous. But enough about areolas. Buttons are all around us and meant to be pushed in order for a thing to occur. But even though we live in 2013 and most buttons are pretty good at, you know, doing the thing they’re supposed to do, we push some more than others. A lot. And it’s not helping. The worst offenders:
The new Mortal Kombat game has arrived, with plenty of gore and a few surprises.