QUIZ: Which is the Real Mitt Romney Quote About Being Rich?

MItt Romney has shown a tendency to say the absolute wrong thing when trying to appeal to the commoner. Test your knowledge of Mitt's poorly chosen words. ‘

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1. When asked if he was a fan of NASCAR

a) “I am, but my assistant never remembers to bring my iPad so I can stream them when I'm on the road.”

b) “Of course. I've actually had private lessons from Jeff Gordon, who let me tell you, doesn't come cheap. ‘

c) “Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans. But I have some great friends that are NASCAR team owners.”

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2. When trying to appeal to Michigan voters ‘

a) “A lot of people say Michigan's economy is in the gutter. But when I looked around my hotel penthouse this afternoon, I told my wife things are looking pretty good again.”

b) “I like the fact that most of the cars I see are Detroit-made automobiles. I drive a Mustang and a Chevy pickup truck. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs actually. I used to have a Dodge pickup truck, so I used to have all three covered.”

c) “Fuck all y'all.”

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3. When asked about welfare

a) “I don't care about blah people.”

b) “Never heard of it.”

c) “I’m not concerned about the very poor.”

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4. On firing people

a) “I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.”

b) “Sometimes I close my eyes and point to members of my staff and say 'You.'”

c) “I've never fired anyone who I knew for a fact had a family to support.”

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5. When talking to a group of unemployed Floridians about the difficulties finding a job

a) “Listen folks. I'm not going tell you it's hard to find a job. You know that. I know that. My former housekeeper knows that.”

b) “I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed.”

c) “I'll bet you each ten thousand bucks you can find a job if you put your mind to it.” ‘

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6. When asked by a reporter if he was worried about being perceived as an elitist

a) “Listen, my friend, my indentured servant puts my pants on me one leg at a time, just like anyone else.” ‘

b) “Yes, that's correct.”

c) No answer, just wiped his brow with one-hundred dollar bills

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7. On whether or not corporations are people

a) “Corporations are people, my friend.”

b) “Corporations are people, old chap.”

c) “Corporations are people, also don't look me in the eye.”

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ANSWERS: ‘

1. c

2. b

3. a

4. c

5. b

6. a, b, c

7. c