Personal Call
Ryan tries to make a phone call in his room.
Intro to the science fiction series of mine that never got picked up.
Wooden Steel Productions will be departing on their 2nd nationwide filming tour August 27th-September 5th. This tour is entitled Skittin Across America: “Skit-A-Palooza”. Skit-A-Palooza is a mission, a mission to create the ultimate spoof film in dedication to the ultimate “Spoofer”, Chris Farley. All proceeds of this DVD will go directly to The Chris Farley Foundation, which is a charitable organization that empowers kids to use comedy when confronted by pressure from their peers to use drugs and alcohol. For more information on Skittin Across America visit: http://www.skittinacrossamerica.com or Follow their Journey at: http://www.twitter.com/skittinamerica
In The House Bunny, Anna Faris charms as Shelley Darlington, a Playboy Bunny who teaches an awkward sorority about the opposite sex ‘ only to learn that what boys really like is what’s on the inside.
Jurassic World opens this weekend and the reviews are out. What are the critics saying? We’ve sifted through them all and pulled the most insightful lines from the most prestigious reviewers working today. “WOWZA There r dinos. 10 stars.” -Peter Travers, Rolling Stone “Shit my pants during the first action sequence but there were dinos so i didn’t get up because i didn’t want to miss more dinos.” -Manohla Dargis, New York Times “I liked it when the big ones roared. 20 stars.” -Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times ‘Mom, did you see the dinosaurs? I like the ones with teeth.” -David Edelstein, New York Magazine ‘Holy moses we ‘ve got water dinos!! 50 thumbs up!!!” -Joe Morgenstern, Wall Street Journal ‘I came continuously for two hours.” -David Denby, The New Yorker ‘It wasn ‘t a sexual thing. But I do orgasm powerfully when I see dinos.” -David Denby, The New Yorker ‘To clarify re: orgasms, have zero regrets.” -David Denby, The New Yorker ‘I sat next to David Denby at the press screening I attended.” -Christopher Orr, The Atlantic
To speak with a representative, please say “representative.”
Barack Obama talks to some of his haters.