Presidential candidate and professional blowhard Rick Santorum recently told the media of his crusade to ban pornography. But why, Rick? Why?
Dear James Cameron, I get it. Your remake of ‘Fern Gully’ lost the Academy Award last year to your hot as fuck ex-wife. That’s a big blow to your ego, sure. And now, in some desperate attempt to remind us that you’re “cool” and “definitely a director” you’ve decided to re-release ‘Titanic’ in 3D… Granted, I will buy tix, because I’d like to reclaim some lost part of my youth, just like you! But the whole time I will be silently saying “Fuck you, Cam,” because this sucks. Just go make us Fern Gully 2, and stop re-releasing shit.
Kid Pimpin’.
What the hell was that streak in the sky over Southern California this weekend? Here are some popular theories.
This year Funny Or Die is putting together the next great boy band with the help of the most qualified judges around: teenage girls. In this video we’ll meet the judges who will discover the boys and take them to the top of the charts. These are real teenage girls auditioning real boys for a real band. Join us on January 21st for the auditions!
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