By: Charlize Theron
Charlize makes her own audition tape to replace Sarah McLachlan as ASPCA spokesperson.
Amazon’s Prime Day did not deliver the incredible sales it has promised and the angry mobs took to Twitter.
Every month, women all over the world forget they are getting their period even though it’s coming like clockwork. Now, there’s a call service to remind you that you’re not losing your sense of self – it’s just your fucking period…again.
Outsourcing companies know Americans prefer to speak with local tech support operators. No prob, y’all….
After the New England Patriots 45-10 drubbing of the Denver Broncos, spurred by 6 TDs from Patriots QB Tom Brady and Broncos QB Tim Tebow’s ineptitude to complete a pass, God rode a Golden Chariot to Gillette Stadium and held a press conference, where he admitted, “I love Tom Brady more than Tim Tebow”. God revealed his list of favorite players.
The insane freak-out meant for intimidation. It was a staple of pro-wrestling. You may not have known that these were carefully scripted remarks.
Bill Nye, Dead Whale Surfers, and More