By: Dashiell Driscoll
“Using Instagram for free isn't cool. You know what's cool? Paying a billion dollars for it.” -Mark Zuckerberg
Written by Dashiell Driscoll
Edited by Andy Maxwell
Finally Mark Zuckerberg ‘s presence can be a permanent fixture in your home with the new ‘Facebook Portal ‘. The only friend you ‘ll ever need!
Marina falls for a Times Square regular.
Fred Armisen proves he has what it takes to replace Wayne Coyne as lead singer of The Flaming Lips after the band officially sells out.
Gary Atwater, an analyst at JP Morgan, shows us around his neighborhood of Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Facebook is currently testing a ‘Satire” tag that will appear in brackets before satirical stories in an attempt to hold users’ hands while they decide if an article is intended to be satirical or not. This is just the beginning. Here is the full list of tags that will soon appear in users’ timelines.
Scott doesn’t understand why he’s just a voice, Tiger takes matters into his own hands.