Subway is getting a little desperate.

Not a lot of people know about Santa Claus Jr. or Nick Jr. It’s tough growing up in the shadow of one of the most important international figures of all time, and trust me, it’s even colder in the shade in the North Pole. Keeping track of your feelings is hard. Presents don’t mean the same thing as they do to all the other kids, and Snowmen… well Snowmen are Snowmen… man.