By: John Zachary Townsend

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6 Post Grad Plans Translated

Translation: “I just found a coke hookup in Denmark, so I’m gonna chill there until my trust fund kicks in.”


Translation: “Temping.”


Translation: “Who the fuck let me think a BFA was a smart decision?”

Translation: “Try to sleep with girls from my high school before they realize I'm a failed Political Science major with a nasty drinking problem and student loans that will follow me to the grave.”


Translation: "Stripping."

Translation: “Therapy. Oh my god. So much therapy."


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