6 Post Grad Plans Translated
Translation: “I just found a coke hookup in Denmark, so I’m gonna chill there until my trust fund kicks in.”
Translation: “Temping.”
Translation: “Who the fuck let me think a BFA was a smart decision?”
Translation: “Try to sleep with girls from my high school before they realize I'm a failed Political Science major with a nasty drinking problem and student loans that will follow me to the grave.”
Translation: "Stripping."
Translation: “Therapy. Oh my god. So much therapy."
