By: Dan Abramson

Rejected Chuck Klosterman Essays

Dan Abramson, Darryl Gudmundson, Ally Hord, Funny Or Die June 7, 2012

In honor of Chuck Klosterman being named the new Ethicist for the New York times, we decided to compile a list of the pop culture aficionado's essays that will never see the light of day.

Grandmama and The Terrible No Good Very Bad Day
Good Job, Good Effort on Krispy Kreme's new Dogma '95
The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of HuffPo Headlines
Using Season 3 of “The Real World” as a Primer for Today's Political Landscape
How Curt Schilling's Bloody Sock Got George Bush Re-elected
We need to talk about Kevin Durant and The Baader Meinhof Complex
Where Have All The KISS Box Sets Gone?
Elvis Costello's Billy Joel Dilemma and Why They'll Never Be Another Joe Jackson
How Late 80s Punk Music Brought Down the Berlin Wall
Glee” and the Greek Neo-Nazi Movement
Larry Bird & Magic Johnson: Basketball's Sid and Nancy
How Clarissa Explained the “Tree of Life
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and North Dakota Division III Basketball Comparisons
How Saved By The Bell Influenced The Wire
How High School is just like the Walking Dead
Why the NCAA Tournament is Analogous to 'Use Your Illusion 2'

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Molester Stallone

David Saint January 12, 2009

“Over the Top” spoof

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Billy on the Street: Lupita Nyong’o Tries Stand Up Comedy

Billy on the Street November 28, 2016

After winning an Oscar for her dramatic work in 12 Years a Slave, Billy hits the streets with Lupita Nyong’o to start preparing for her first half hour comedy special Lupita Nyong ‘o: Bring the Pain! Watch Lupita perform stand up comedy from Louie CK, Bob Saget, Daniel Tosh and more for everyday New Yorkers on the street. Watch new episodes of Billy on the Street Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c on @TruTV!

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Grandma Needs A Tech Support Hero

Loose Seal Productions, Funny Or Die, Lucien Flores, Michela M. Smith September 20, 2016

Holy Aioli, it ‘s Jupiter Joe! He ‘s the crime-fighting Super Hero that this world needs. His latest challenge: saving Granny from faulty DVD players, broken coffee machines, and more! KABLAMO!