6 Places with Free Air Conditioning

BUT I LOVE THE MALL.

The shops, the games, the cookies, the people watching, the cookies and that generic “Taco Place” restaurant.

Above all else I love the mall because it is climate controlled.

They have to blast the A/C so the unwashed teen-agers don’t drown in their own B.O. and to stave off decomposition in the elderly walkers and gawkers.

A/C Level: BRRRRRREAT(Like Great ‘.but colder)

Cost: Free (as long as you don’t buy anything)

Possible downside: Creepy old men undressing you in their ever slipping mind/constant cookie small turning you into a big fat fatty.

Now I know what you thinking “A movie is Fucking expensive” ‘well FUCK YOU ‘.HOLD ON…I’ll fix it.