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Greg goes on a date with Joanie, who may or may not have some kind of contagious illness. Greg must tread lightly in order to avoid breaking any rules.
Apparently they both wrote songs about one another. So why not mash their faces?
President Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey.
Last week, retiring Iowa senator Tom Harkin criticized Joni Ernst, the GOP candidate running for his seat, saying that he doesn’t care ‘if she’s as good looking as Taylor Swift” and that she’s wrong for the state. In the interest of avoiding any confusion that might cause voters to think they are perhaps casting a ballot for a 24-year-old Grammy-winning singer-songwriter, here are some key differences between the Republican candidate and the pop megastar:
The camp director of the Phil Giles Phat Camp For Non-Phat Kids sends a letter to the parent of an unruly camper.