Auntie Flo’s come to town, and we’re going green. Learn about how we go SO NATURAL during our period!
Still looking to fill position of “Troll.”
Star Wars: The Freudian Force
June 29, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and has refused to leave his side ever since.
Just us giving back to the internet.
Ok, ladies. We’ve all laughed at how ridiculous the trailer is for Magic Mike and yet, here we are on multiple email chains with our girlfriends picking a showtime that coordinates with everyone’s cycles. (Cause what DOES Channing have to do to earn those $20s??) So now that we’re actually seeing the movie, we’ll need little white lies to tell our significant others so we don’t have to have that awkward 40 minute conversation of him just saying “Really? You? THAT movie? You? Really?”
Newsmag’s official report on the infamous iPhone commercial starring vintage zither collector Zooey Deschanel.
Saddest Birthday Card Ever
There are three things true men have always loved: excessive drinking, excessive noogies, and candles. Well, buck up, boy-o’s, because the rustic pioneers at Yankee Candle have heard our testosterone-drenched man-wails and are finally offering Man Candles, which, yup, are candles targeted toward men. This means hairy fellers everywhere ‘ except in the south, damn Yankees! ‘ can stop buying frou-frou candles and dripping bacon fat, broken glass, and charred tax forms into them in an attempt to make them far more masculine. If you’re skeptical about how it all works, we snatched some up and let them blaze while we were tending to our man gardens.
Okay, we get it, women love yogurt.