By: Dumbshit Mountain
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A quick news story from yesterday’s news. Discrimination
Disney has killed off the Star Wars Extended Universe, thus killing off thousands of characters and stories. But most importantly, the seminal form of improvisational music that is ACTUALLY CANONICALLY named “Jizz”.
A comedy for anyone who’s ever been told, “you’re not my type”. Remember that perfect girl from High School? What if she was dating a guy who literally looked just like you… but you were wearing sandals?
Running! The new terrestrial phenomenon that’s taking locomotion by surprise!
A horse prepares itself to say goodbye