By: whiteonrice
Your average girl on an average Saturday evening is sitting in her average apartment when a desperate celebrity shows up at her door with an unusual request…
Camera – Jeff Drongowski
Score – Alice Wood
“American Joyride ‘ footage provided by Markwood Films
Tam watches ‘The Big Lebowski’ for the first time while drinking White Russians to celebrate the film’s 20th anniversary.
Calvin & Kelvin take on the Ghost Pepper Challenge!!!!! SPOILER ALERT: THINGS. GET. HAWT. Subscribe for new sketches EVERY MONDAY and follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizabethHand http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed and Edited and Set Design by Jeff Rabinak http://www.JeffRabinak.com DP ‘d by Stephen Hawk Music by Jesse Duran Crelin Kelvin: Gianmarco Soresi Calvin: Russell Daniels Crew: Jacopo Messina, Cindy Ho Special Thanks to Uncle Function (Chris Cafero, Jessica Frey, Russell Daniels, Douglas Goodhart, and Alex Fast) & Jacqueline Jacobus MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!
They’re pretty much the worst.
This Valentine ‘s Day, do divorce the right way.
The uncensored version. A “safe for work” version is here: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5ca76b6e56 Dedicated to those too squeamish to discuss an incident related to the temperament and character of a guy who’d like to be President. McCain’s freaky-mean ’92 outburst is a well-sourced story found in Cliff Schecter’s book “The Real McCain.” Due to the particularly profane nature of the offense it would probably be useless to wait for the press to give it the full-on, endlessly repeating, 24-7 Reverend Wright treatment. So we’d love to help.
Take a sneak peek at how Bernie and Hillary are each preparing for tonight’s Democratic Debate in Brooklyn. #demdebate