By: Will Reese
Thank you for joining us for the Orchard Desert Lake High School Morning Announcements.
Sign the petition at http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/protect-marriage-protect-children-prohibit-divorce. *Follow me on Twitter @Futuristik5000*
Congrats! You’ve made it past the first round. It’s very clear that you can sing. But since this is a reality show, we need to make sure your backstories are intriguing enough for a TV audience.
Whoever said piggy-back rides won’t get you sober is an alcoholic.
Steelers’ safety Will Allen runs into a PED dealer in the locker room, but this dealer’s products put steroids and Deer Antler Spray to shame.
The Ramones are getting the band back together in heaven, with only some minor complaints from the neighbors.
