By: Darryl Gudmundson
Jennifer Aniston is Engaged…

Whoops, wrong picture – she did not marry the lead singer of Counting Crows, Adam Duritz

UGH!!! MY MISTAKE! It is not Tate Donovan who was on some show with her called Friends when her name used to be Rachel.

Nope, not Paul Rudd either, hold on I know I have this picture somewhere…..

I don't even think she dated Steve Zahn, but here's a picture of them.

This Jesus looking guy? Nope, not him either.

AWWWW LOOK AT THE HAPPY COUPLE, THEY ALREADY GOT MARRIED! HOW CUUUUUUUUUUTE! Wait, what do you mean they aren't married anymore?

Wait, it's not Vince Vaughn?!?! FUCK THIS

IT'S NOT JOHN MAYER EITHER?!?!?!

EWWWWWW WHO'S THAT DUDE?????!?!?!

Oh ok, it's some dude named JUSTIN THEROUX I GUESS?!?!??! WHATEVER WHO CARES I'd probably fuck him too