By: You're Doing It Wrong
The paper is both red hot and also chilly. (via: http://distinguishedbaloney.tumblr.com/post/29970700773/you-had-one-job)
Senator John McCain is confronted about his request to postpone the first of the 2008 Presidential Debates.
Every company needs a Christmas party!
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Henry really, really loves ping pong.