Andy Richter’s Guide to Voting

Andy Richter’s Guide to Voting

Remember the old days of pulling a lever to cast your vote? Of course you don’t! That was a dumb time that only old people lived through! We’re young and our time is precious, which is why the government made it easy for us to choose politicians by marking a ballot and scanning it into a computer. But for the few of you who have never felt the ecstasy of participating in our democracy, Andy Richter is here to show you how to take part in the 2012 election.

Cannibal RomCom Hugh Grant

Cannibal RomCom Hugh Grant

If you saw “Cloud Atlas” this weekend, you know that it’s a beautiful, wonderful mess, with big stars playing several different characters spanning across time and space. Sure Halle Berry plays a Jewish wife and an Asian doctor, but the best casting choice was viscous, cannibal Hugh Grant. He doesn’t get to say one word while wearing insane snake makeup, but if he did, this is what I would have liked for him to say.

9 Halloween Costumes for Honey Boo Boo

9 Halloween Costumes for Honey Boo Boo

On Halloween, there are bound to be thousands of people dressed as this year’s biggest breakout star, 2012’s very own Gretchen Mol, Honey Boo Boo. But if that’s the case, we here at BOTS are wondering ‘. what will Honey Boo Boo be dressed as? Check out this gallery of some suggestions: