By: Steven Tobiasz
Watch as we try to put an end to street petitioning
We are concerned for your wellbeing tomorrow, so we made some homemade PSAs to remind you to BE SAFE. Remember, A lot of food is fun. A lot more than a lot of food is dangerous. This Thanksgiving, Please Be Responsible.
Mark our words, hipsters are going to make being bald very, very cool.
“It’s the time of the year where thousands of red-sided garter snakes wake up from hibernation to mate in a crazy orgy. I have to admit, I am aroused by a pile of snakes getting all frisky.”
Eclipses and nail guns and Steve Bannon, Oh my (gosh!). It’s da Manitowoc Minute!
The Mayans predicted that the world will end on December 21, 2012. If that happens, we’ll all be dead, but, on the bright side, so will these awful trends.