Possible New Names for Iceland

Iceland is looking to change its misleading name. Seriously. Pick up a Reykjavik Herald-Tribune once in a while. Here are the finalists:

‘ Bjorklahoma

‘ Eikheijijikejhejiekilejkievijkiejikyievijkeivyikeiyvijeivekyejv-Kejiek

‘ Vanilla Iceland

‘ Norway's Canada

‘ Kejiek-Eikheijijikejhejiekilejkievijkiejikyievijkeivyikeiyvijeivekyejv

‘ Bjorkistan

‘ Not Greenland

‘ Little Greenland

‘ More Greenland

‘ Possibly Greenland

‘ Okay, It's Greenland

‘ [Name pronounceable only by Sk ‘al, the mighty protector of Iceland]

‘ Bjonerland, pronounced “Bonerland,” because in Icelandic “bjoner,” pronounced “boner” means “beautiful and free”

‘ United Bjork Emirates

‘ Something involving Sveinn Bjornsson, obviously

‘ “Iceland”

‘ Iceland!

‘ Jeremy

‘ New Bjorkington

‘ The United State of Cold Aryan California

‘ Belgium

‘ The Place That Had the Volcano With the Funny Name, Right?

‘ Colonial Bjorktown

‘ Diacritical Marks Land

‘ Bjorkwalk Empire

‘ Gunnerstahl

‘ The Ancestral Homeland of Phil Donohue, Probably

‘ Iceland

‘ Frozen Water Land

‘ Remember When Bjork Wore That Swan Dress?

‘ North Puerto Rico

‘ Sigurroseburg

‘ Nithorrablot, which means “all the world knows about Iceland is Bjork, and maybe Sigur Ros”