By: Brian Boone
NBA Team Names In Order Of How Much Their Name Sounds Like That of an All-Male Stripper Revue
Miami Heat
Milwaukee Bucks
Orlando Magic
Chicago Bulls
Oklahoma City Thunder
Dallas Mavericks
Detroit Pistons
San Antonio Spurs
Memphis Grizzlies
Sacramento Kings
Houston Rockets
Golden State Warriors
Minnesota Timberwolves
Cleveland Cavaliers
Toronto Raptors
Washington Wizards
Charlotte Bobcats
Atlanta Hawks
Phoenix Suns
New Orleans Hornets
Utah Jazz
New York Knicks
Portland Trail Blazers
Los Angeles Clippers
Los Angeles Lakers
Boston Celtics
Philadelphia 76ers
Brooklyn Nets
Indiana Pacers
Denver Nuggets