If Congress doesn’t reach a deal by this Friday, a “sequester” will take effect ‘cutting $85 billion from the federal budget instantaneously, with a total of $1.2 trillion over the next 10 years. “Scare-quester,” you say? Nay! I say, “Sequ-excellent!” Bring on the sequester in all its fiscally irresponsible glory! Here’s what I’m most excited about:
There’s a video cycling around (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0) of goats yelling, and sounding just like people. THEY ARE NOT THE ONLY ANIMALS WHO DO THIS. Here’s rare video evidence of others:
Pope Benedict steps down today, and much like the everyman, has an important checklist for his last day in the office.
Actors Eugene Cordero and Kulap Vilaysack are natural fits for Hawaii Five-O. Show producers: email email@example.com to make their dreams come true!
No one understands the sequester so The White House takes some time to try and explain it to the public.
From Issue #006 of The Occasional.
Remember that kid who always asked to borrow a pencil… Well this might explain why…
Tap water is the worst and you’re a monster for drinking it. – Presented by Crystal Geyser Alpine Spring Water
Photobomb! Tyler the Creator Trumps Trump
Nick Searcy explains the importance of the pecking order on a television set, and models proper behavior at lunch time. With Timothy Olyphant.
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