By: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
When he's not performing magic at Bally's in Las Vegas, Anton Marvelton likes to make the world a better place. http://apps.warnerbros.com/burtwonderstone/beddown/us/
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A random man advises a lady to smile more, instantly changing the lives of women everywhere!
You never know what cool surprises you’ll find inside your refrigerator.
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The dark truth about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles finally comes out.