By: Dan Abramson
What Internet Comments REALLY Mean
Creating content for the internet can be tricky business, as you’ve given the world an opportunity to leave their thoughts in the comment section. And on top of that, many commenters talk in a jargon that’s nearly impossible to understand! How can you possibly know what people thought of your work with all these complicated abbreviations and hidden meanings? Fear not, below is a handy chart to help you navigate these uncharted waters.
| COMMENT | DEFINITION |
|---|---|
|
Fail |
This person did not succeed |
|
Fake |
I do not think that the content in this post is real |
|
Gay |
This article clearly has sex with an article of the same gender |
|
First! |
The cache has not cleared yet and I think I am the first to leave a comment |
|
Second! |
I am an enthusiastic individual who relishes in the banality of life |
|
TL;DR |
Too long didn’t read |
|
TLDRP |
Two long dick rings please |
|
I would like those 30 seconds of my life back |
So I can spend the next hour finding more videos to hate in a public forum. This is how I’m choosing to live my life and it’s totally fine. I’m a very happy individual, I swear. |
|
Haha |
You made me laugh |
|
Jaja |
You made me laugh in spanish |
|
ROFL |
I sound like a large dog when I laugh |
|
LMFAO |
Long-Live Milk, Fuck All Oreos |
|
YOLO |
You Only Love Oreos |
There you have it! Hope that was informative.
