By: Pat O'Brien
The 26 Absolute Worst Summer Jobs
- Sunburn model
- Hot dog finisher
- The guy who still has to work at the ice skating rink which is still technically open just in case someone wants to go ice skating
- Illegal fireworks mule
- McDonald's intern (unpaid)
- Butterfly poisoner
- Vengeful ghost of boy who drowned at summer camp
- Seasonal Fart Sniffer
- A scarecrow
- The Scarecrow (from Batman – he currently works in the laundry room of Arkham Asylum and its a mess)
- DMV blogger
- Your unemployed father's old job
- Owner and operator of roadside beef stew kiosk
- Print journalist
- Disgraced puppeteer
- Band-Aid Boy at public pool
- (Summer) sex slave
- Door-to-door corn shucker
- Running lawnmower clog-removal specialist
- Fluffer fluffer
- Minor League ball player in the twilight of his career who's realizing he's never gonna make it to the Majors
- Deathguard
- Reverse lifeguard (much different from deathguard)
- Live-in bathroom attendant
- Constant target of neighborhood bullies
- Chris Brown's PR person
