By: Dumbshit Mountain
The Smurfs are coming out … of their mushrooms to voice their support for marriage equality. Let's paint the town blue!
Most of it is going toward coming up with hip, new racial slurs.
Work is hard and commuting sucks, but at least there’s love waiting at home.
There’s no eating, no drinking, no real need for religious recognition, whatsoever!
People pitch Mariah Carey new songs all the time, and today she has three unique artists come in and present her their music.
You always want to impress your friends from home, but they just want to know what celebrities you’ve banged. Tell them what they want to hear… You’ve banged them all.
Danny and Wheeler were just sentenced to 150 hours mentoring kids. Worst idea ever. Own it 3/10 on DVD & Blu-rayTM Hi-Def