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As we celebrate today, let's spare a warm thought for our opponents, who have lost absolutely nothing. #DOMA
‘ Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) June 26, 2013
BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Court exercises common sense
‘ Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 26, 2013
Supreme Court kills homophobic DOMA, outraging millions of homophobic followers of noted non-homophobe Jesus.
‘ John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) June 26, 2013
SCOTUS has sure come a long way since, oh I dunno, YESTERDAY.
‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 26, 2013
Now Scalia can LEGALLY go fuck himself.
‘ Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) June 26, 2013
DOMA and Prop 8 should get married.
‘ Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) June 26, 2013
In back-to-back decisions, #SCOTUS has decided that gays are entitled to the same rights as bigots.
‘ Benari Poulten (@BenariLee) June 26, 2013
It's kinda weird that Justice Scalia's dissenting argument in the DOMA ruling uses the word “throbbing” 74 times.
‘ Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) June 26, 2013
Can we reinstate the ban on gay marriage just so Ryan Seacrest is never happy?
‘ Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 26, 2013
Just when you think the Supreme Court is irredeemable, they do something like this and totally make a more nuanced narrative of themselves.
‘ Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) June 26, 2013
This is truly an historic day. Never before & never again will so many men be this excited about getting married. #Scotus
‘ Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) June 26, 2013
Rick Santorum currently flipping through a gay bridal magazine, begging the Supreme Court to please stop him.
‘ Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 26, 2013
A friend just asked me what DOMA stood for. I said, ‘nothing’.
‘ Jason Jones (@jonesinforjason) June 26, 2013
Now that we've legalized gay marriage, lets please legalize murder for NFL players.
‘ Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) June 26, 2013
.@ChickfilA Any specials today?
‘ rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 26, 2013
Things go off the rails when a group of coworkers find themselves locked in for the night.
Who would have thought that the church arsonist is the one “freezing up” out there, am I right?
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Who doesn’t want to strap on 100 lbs?
2016 was a hell of a year! Lets aim for LESS hell in 2017!
It’s the Libricans VS. Conservacrats in this balls out, bare knuckled, beat down of each other for the hearts and minds of the AMERICAN voter. It’s time to TALKWADD!!