By: Funny Or Die
Rolling Stone just unveiled their latest cover, which features Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev portrayed somewhat tastelessly as a heartthrob. Totally. Very awesome cover from a relevant magazine.
Let's just cut the bullshit and present the cover honestly:
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An Uber driver in Kalamazoo, MI went on a shooting rampage over the weekend, killing six and injuring two more. This is the 42nd mass shooting to take place in the U.S. in 2016. Where was ‘the good guy with a gun?” He explains here.
Twilight fans show up to what they think is the red carpet premiere of “Twilight New Moon” only to discover that they are not going to be seeing Twilight, but instead will be forced into a vampire intervention.
Just because your an adult, doesn’t mean you have to stop acting like a kid.
City Councilman Lloyd Ricky urges you not to enjoy the hilarity of the Crom Comedy Festival in Omaha, Nebraska on May 23-25. Make sure you follow Adam Cayton-Holland and his alter ego Lloyd Ricky @CaytonHolland
To an outside observer the conflicts that boiled over last week in Gaza and the disputed area of Donestk, Ukraine, may seem absurd. An ignorant person may even ask, ‘How can it be justified for human lives to be lost just so that other humans can have some piece of land? Land is too stupid to even be able to think.” But, upon learning the facts, any reasonable person will realize that land is always more valuable than any living human. Lets take a reminder look at what makes land worth so much more than a human life.