By: TweetRoundup

Is Anthony Weiner, AKA Carlos Danger, Trying to Break Twitter?

TweetRoundup, Funny Or Die July 23, 2013

Somewhere, Chazz Palminteri stares, stunned, at the words “Carlos Danger” on the list of cocktails at Guy Fieri's restaurant.

‘ Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 23, 2013

Carlos Danger is also the name of the House Republicans' new immigration bill.

‘ Alex Baze (@bazecraze) July 23, 2013

Not at all surprised Anthony Weiner's first pet was named Carlos.

‘ Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) July 23, 2013

“Carlos Danger” sounds like Jan's other imaginary boyfriend on the Brady Bunch.

‘ albertina rizzo (@albz) July 23, 2013

“I think Carlos Danger is a great name.” – Kim and Kanye

‘ Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) July 23, 2013

Why not Charles Danger? Tired of politicians outsourcing all the good jobs.

‘ Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) July 23, 2013

Wait, wait, wait. Anthony Weiner was THE Carlos Danger?

‘ Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) July 23, 2013

I just imagine that Carlos Danger’s profile pic was a taco filled with fire.

‘ Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) July 23, 2013

After Carlos Danger, my handle Juanita Puts-Out just sounds stupid.

‘ Jennifer L. (@TheFearBoners) July 23, 2013

The texts I send as Pablo Safety are just fully clothed Sears menswear mannequins.

‘ John Moe (@johnmoe) July 23, 2013

“Man, Carlos Danger is a stupid name for an alter ego.” – Garth Brooks

‘ Emily Volman (@emilyvolman) July 23, 2013

Sure, girls may want to date Carlos Danger, but they’ll marry Carlos Security.

‘ Ruth Graham (@publicroad) July 23, 2013

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Reddit Redactions – Emily Heller, Brendon Walsh, Randy Liedtke – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

@midnight March 12, 2015

A website allows Redditors to delete keywords from their comment histories, so Emily Heller, Brendon Walsh and Randy Liedtke list phrases they wouldn’t want on the web. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T

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Mom Stuff: Locking The Car

Melissa Rosen October 5, 2016

In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month here are some sketches about my Mom, a breast cancer survivor, and the weird and wonderful things she does. You know, mom stuff. Please, DONATE to Breast Cancer Research at http://www.bcrfcure.org!!! Do it for the moms!!