By: TweetRoundup
Is Anthony Weiner, AKA Carlos Danger, Trying to Break Twitter?
Somewhere, Chazz Palminteri stares, stunned, at the words “Carlos Danger” on the list of cocktails at Guy Fieri's restaurant.
‘ Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 23, 2013
Carlos Danger is also the name of the House Republicans' new immigration bill.
‘ Alex Baze (@bazecraze) July 23, 2013
Not at all surprised Anthony Weiner's first pet was named Carlos.
‘ Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) July 23, 2013
“Carlos Danger” sounds like Jan's other imaginary boyfriend on the Brady Bunch.
‘ albertina rizzo (@albz) July 23, 2013
“I think Carlos Danger is a great name.” – Kim and Kanye
‘ Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) July 23, 2013
Why not Charles Danger? Tired of politicians outsourcing all the good jobs.
‘ Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) July 23, 2013
Wait, wait, wait. Anthony Weiner was THE Carlos Danger?
‘ Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) July 23, 2013
I just imagine that Carlos Danger’s profile pic was a taco filled with fire.
‘ Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) July 23, 2013
After Carlos Danger, my handle Juanita Puts-Out just sounds stupid.
‘ Jennifer L. (@TheFearBoners) July 23, 2013
The texts I send as Pablo Safety are just fully clothed Sears menswear mannequins.
‘ John Moe (@johnmoe) July 23, 2013
“Man, Carlos Danger is a stupid name for an alter ego.” – Garth Brooks
‘ Emily Volman (@emilyvolman) July 23, 2013
Sure, girls may want to date Carlos Danger, but they’ll marry Carlos Security.
‘ Ruth Graham (@publicroad) July 23, 2013
