I just imagine that Carlos Danger’s profile pic was a taco filled with fire.
‘ Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) July 23, 2013
After Carlos Danger, my handle Juanita Puts-Out just sounds stupid.
‘ Jennifer L. (@TheFearBoners) July 23, 2013
Sure, girls may want to date Carlos Danger, but they’ll marry Carlos Security.
‘ Ruth Graham (@publicroad) July 23, 2013