ABC News Awkwardly Suggests Royal Baby Was Named After George Zimmerman

John Oliver thinks that Americans should still be afraid of global nuclear annihilation. You know, like we were in the good ol’ days. However, it’s not because of threats from megalomaniac unstable dictatorships like North Korea, who as recently as last Friday threatened to attack the White House and the Pentagon with a nuclear strike. It’s because of our own incompetence when handling the over 4,800 nuclear weapons we have stockpiled on U.S. soil. If you need one more issue to give you a low-level of constant anxiety in your life, watch the video below.