By: Dan Abramson
A Conversation With Howie Mandel
-I'm Howie Mandel! You've been caught on hidden cameras for my new game show!
-Where are the cameras?
-If you knew where they were, how would they be hidden? That's part of the fun!
-There are no cameras, are there?
-Do you even have a new show?
-It's a deal!
-I don't understa–
-Tell you what, I have a camera on my phone and we can take a picture of us. Let's just say those were the cameras.
[Howie Mandel wakes up from his fever dream in a pool of his own sweat and washes himself for five weeks]