A Conversation With Howie Mandel

-I'm Howie Mandel! You've been caught on hidden cameras for my new game show!

-Where are the cameras?

-If you knew where they were, how would they be hidden? That's part of the fun!

-There are no cameras, are there?

-Wonderful!

-Do you even have a new show?

-It's a deal!

-I don't understa–

-No deal!

-Tell you what, I have a camera on my phone and we can take a picture of us. Let's just say those were the cameras.

[Howie Mandel wakes up from his fever dream in a pool of his own sweat and washes himself for five weeks]