By: Dan Abramson
Ted Cruz Comes Home From Work After The Government Shutdown Ends: A Short Play
![Mrs. Cruz: Ted, how was government today? [Ted cries for 21 hours to avoid answering the question] Blackout.](https://fod-wp-media-library.s3-accelerate.amazonaws.com/2021/09/cruz-play.jpg)
By: Dan Abramson
One of the strangest meetings in American history
A team of Czech archaeologists announced today that they had discovered the tomb of a previously unknown Egyptian queen, Khentakawess III. She will be played by Christian Bale.
Mike Falzone discusses his relationship with YouTube, crosswalks, and his last name in this full set of stand up comedy. Click here for Mike’s stand up comedy playlist: http://bit.ly/2g16pqL
The only thing better than a dance movie is a vampire dance movie.
Don’t ever let people tell you that being lazy is a bad thing…
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