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Indiana Jones: Behind the Scenes
George Lucas: So after Sean Connery’s like “Indiana was the dog’s name,” we cut to Indiana, his dad, and their family dog fighting Nazis. It’ll be a great teaser for “Indiana Jones 4: Raiders of the Lost Bark.”
Harrison Ford: I’m into it.
Sean Connery: Me too, let’s do it.
(Steven Spielberg enters the room.)
Steven Spielberg: George, who are you talking to?
(George Lucas glances toward life-size cut-outs of Sean Connery and Harrison Ford. Steven Spielberg slowly backs out the door.)
George Lucas: Great. We start shooting tomorrow. I’ve already drawn up the contracts.
(George Lucas laughs maniacally for 20 minutes, doing nothing to hide his erection.)
