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Indiana Jones: Behind the Scenes

The Occasional, Dan Abramson, Funny Or Die November 20, 2013

George Lucas: So after Sean Connery’s like “Indiana was the dog’s name,” we cut to Indiana, his dad, and their family dog fighting Nazis. It’ll be a great teaser for “Indiana Jones 4: Raiders of the Lost Bark.”

Harrison Ford: I’m into it.

Sean Connery: Me too, let’s do it.

(Steven Spielberg enters the room.)

Steven Spielberg: George, who are you talking to?

(George Lucas glances toward life-size cut-outs of Sean Connery and Harrison Ford. Steven Spielberg slowly backs out the door.)

George Lucas: Great. We start shooting tomorrow. I’ve already drawn up the contracts.

(George Lucas laughs maniacally for 20 minutes, doing nothing to hide his erection.)

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3 Conversations That Led to Terrible Movies

Dan Abramson, Funny Or Die January 31, 2011

It’s a common thought to have when watching terrible movies. “Did the people who made this know how bad it was while making it?” With the Academy Awards coming up, let’s take a look at a few conversations that led to some of the worst films to ever grace the silver screen.

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Feminist Fairytales – The Little Mermaid

WeAreThomasse June 10, 2016

A little girl tells you her favorite stories. Episode 4: The Little Mermaid Starring Sarah Ann Masse Written by Nick Afka Thomas and Sarah Ann Masse (We Are Thomasse) Directed by Jose Grau and Nick Afka Thomas DP Yasser Marte Produced by We Are Thomasse http://www.wearethomasse.com Twitter @WeAreThomasse Facebook facebook.com/wearethomasse Instagram @WeAreThomasse