The Romney Boys, From Memory

It’s been over a year since Obama beat Romney, and the details of that election are quickly fading like a bad dream. As a memory exercise, I tried to write out the full roster of Mitt’s squad of fancifully-named sons. Here’s the result:

Matt
Josh
Craig
Tragg
Trip
Trundle
Thumper
Dorcas
Rice
Beans
Parnassus
Uriel
Nephilim
Rephaim
Bulk
Skull
Fili
Kili
Oin
Gloin
Dwalin
Balin
Bifur
Bofur
Bombur
Dori
Nori
Ori
Thorin Oakenshield
Tragggg