By: Pat O'Brien
Ryan Reynolds Releases Giant Bottle Of Gin For Homeschooling Parents
I ‘ll take five
Does UPS stand for UnF@$%INGBELIEVABLE Postal Service? Subscribe for new sketches EVERY MONDAY and follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizab… http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed by Andrea Kfoury http://www.andreakfoury.com Edited by Jeff Rabinak http://www.JeffRabinak.com DP ‘d by Luke DiCola http://lukedicolaproductions.com Complainer: Gianmarco Soresi Girl Scout: Alex Song UPS Man: Carl Foreman Jr. Upstanding Citizens: Cristina Pitter, Thomas Wesson, Dominique Nisperos, Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand Wardrobe: Cindy Ho Crew: Jacopo Messina, JL Fragnay Special Thanks to The Shooting Loft and NOT TO UPS MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!
A Bot Reviews ‘Jurassic Park ‘
This robot has a lot of strong opinions on Jurassic Park
SeaWorld Announces Post-Blackfish Changes to the Park
SeaWorld announces park changes to combat Blackfish-related ticket loss.
Mariah Carey’s Managers Take Over
Mariah Carey needs a Santa Claus for her Christmas show, but every Santa who walks through the door to audition seems to have more attitude, more agenda and more bare skin than your typical Kris Kringle. Will Mariah Carey have to compromise her Christmas wishes this year?
Johnno and Michael Try Christmas
There has been a kidnapping on Christmas, so you know what that means: Johnno and Michael have to take ACTION.