By: Dan Abramson
-Then, Mr. Dylan, that’s when you say “We will build your car.”
-Got it, then I say “So put on your weird hat, America.”
-No. There’s no hats in this commercial.
-So what’s the line?
-“We will build your hat.”
-“We will wear your hat.”
-Then why am I wearing a hat?
-You’re not wearing a hat.
-No. Listen, Bob. It seems like you’re more interested in selling hats than you are cars. Am I right?
-Whatever you say. You’re the hat.