By: Alex Pearson
12 Rejected Candy Hearts (Written by a Whistle Blower at the Factory)












By: Alex Pearson
This week’s tweets are a bit of a paradox unto themselves.
12 year old Drew and Bill decide to play a game of Prison
No one is nice for free, if someone is sucking your dick there is a 100% chance they are looking to get something out of it. Funny or Die columnist Tuck Sherwood surveys the nation and determines what self-serving hucksters are out there sucking down dicks for their own personal gain.
Dating can be tough… especially when you’re dating a superhero. James has wanted a date with Diana all his life – but he quickly learns that sometimes the women of our dreams aren’t as wonderful as we might have hoped. Even if they’re Wonder Woman.
A Disney / Game of Thrones Parody
On the next season of ‘The Bachelor’ Scott Eastwood tries to find a new best friend.