By: Pat O'Brien

The Police Blotter from the Night of the ‘Monster-in-Law’ VHS Arrest

Pat O'Brien, Zack Poitras, Funny Or Die February 19, 2014

A woman in Pickens, South Carolina was arrested this week for never having returned a VHS copy of the movie Monster-in-Law she rented from a video store in 2005. But she wasn't the only dangerous criminal apprehended that night. We've obtained this police blotter listing several other high-level perps that got busted by the Pickens Police on the night in question:

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Guest Op-Ed: Drake And Lil Wayne Both Have Tiny Dicks

News!, Funny Or Die March 23, 2015

The woman who slept with Drake and Lil Wayne speaks out about their tiny dicks.

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HOWARD’S HOT ROOMMATE – Ep.6 “Meet Dana”

Howard's Hot Roommate February 22, 2016

Howard finds out he might have a new hot roommate.

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Gibbon’s Tail – Facebook Drama

GibbonsTail, Rik Baron, DevinCrittenden, MrJOliphant October 28, 2010

For anyone that ever regretted having a facebook account for one reason or another. These are only a few of the casualties.

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Tooth Fairy

Fruit Chicken November 4, 2015

A child loses a tooth and his innocence as he finds the cold dark truth about capitalism and the tooth fairy. Starring Sara Goldsmith, Brendan McCay, Michael Chau & of course Fruit Chicken.