The Police Blotter from the Night of the ‘Monster-in-Law’ VHS Arrest

A woman in Pickens, South Carolina was arrested this week for never having returned a VHS copy of the movie Monster-in-Law she rented from a video store in 2005. But she wasn't the only dangerous criminal apprehended that night. We've obtained this police blotter listing several other high-level perps that got busted by the Pickens Police on the night in question: