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22 Insanely Desperate Text Messages (NSFW)
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That escalated quickly.
Unexpected ending.
Mayor of Babe City
Points!
Doesn't seem fair to blame any of this on time zones.
Mr. Greg actually sounds pretty cool.
“Hey”
Yikes.
This seems like a really interesting arrangement.
Does that line ever work?
Flawless.
What?
Best reply ever.
SUMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRR CASH
Wow, that's a bold way to end things.
Nailed it.
That's gotta hurt.
Nice contact name.
This is the delivery guy from a local wings place.
“Please”
What a nice little phrase.
…Merry Christmas?
