If Congress doesn’t reach a deal by this Friday, a “sequester” will take effect ‘cutting $85 billion from the federal budget instantaneously, with a total of $1.2 trillion over the next 10 years. “Scare-quester,” you say? Nay! I say, “Sequ-excellent!” Bring on the sequester in all its fiscally irresponsible glory! Here’s what I’m most excited about:
Funny Or Die has asked the best sketch groups in the world to play around in their lab: In this episode The Zach and The Jess perform a concert of their numerous international hot hot tracks to an audience of billions.