By: Andrew WK
Space Spring Break #7
Is it our duty as citizens to watch those cell phone videos of cops gunning people down, or your duty not to? And how many of these damn things do we have to watch, anyway? Here is a chart for the times we live in.
24 minutes of pure insanity!!!! From Teenage BRACEFACES to POWER WALKING PUSSIES!
Here’s some surefire ways to make tonight’s Game 7 the most memorable sporting event in history.
Finally someone has released the never before seen audition that Jesse Eisenberg did for the role James Franco played in 127 Hours.
Never allow the suspect (you) to tamper with the potential crime scene (also you). Only allow your belly to be touched by men and Republicans. The easiest way to accomplish this is to build an iron cage that ends just above your belly. Give the key to your priest. Don ‘t have a priest? Wow, you ‘re dying to go to jail, aren ‘t you, Abortia?
What if pumpkins were actually sentient beings? Yeah, all that carving would seem all too fucked up.