Dog Years
A vet insists on using only dog measurements.
A parody of”…Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears.
George Apologizes to Laura
In response to President Obama’s statement in favor of Net Neutrality, Republican Senator Ted Cruz posted to his Twitter account: “‘Net Neutrality’ is Obamacare for the Internet.” Funny Or Die News was able to access the Drafts section of Ted Cruz’s Twitter account to see what other issues he was considering comparing posting:
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Road 2 Oddball – Phoenix, AZ submission from Matt Storrs
But he forgot one for Hillary so we made one for her! It all works out!